No BS. The real low down.

Me, being a man; and knowing quite a few other men, I can tell you that for the most part what we want.  I know you’ve read something similar to this no telling how many times.  Whether it be under the title of “10 things men want out of their significant other” or those “10 things women wish their man knew”.  That’s too many things for us.  We’re easy.  Simple.  Guess what ladies, you’re complex.  It’s not within most of you to understand how simple we really are.  It will never make sense to some of you out there.  That’s why I’m here, and you’re here; to read what I gotta say.  Why you’re reading what I’ve got to say is pure madness and you are obviously desperate for knowledge.  On second thought, you’ve come to the wrong place.  I hope you’ll stay and read anyways.

Respect.  I was stunned when I discovered this within myself, kind of like a few things I’ve been carrying around with me my whole life and didn’t realize it until I sat down just now.  When I see a woman who is dressed all “sexy/hot/sleazy” and expects a purely sexual response, I take it as a sign of disrespect.  What do I look like?  Some sort of animal that sees a piece of meat and starts slathering at the mouth?  I do not have two brains.  I have a brain, and a penis.  My brain thinks, my penis doesn’t.  I am in complete control of myself..  Don’t be so quick to jump to conclusions about me.  Especially if it’s negative.  Don’t expect the worst out of your man.  If you’re together with him and you know he loves you; odds are he means the best.  If he says something that offends you, ask him to clarify.  Respect your man to be more than the dirtbags of your past.  Out of the past 10 times I’ve gotten mad at least 8 times  it’s been because I felt disrespected.

Confirmation/Approval.  We’re alot less comfortable in our skin than you think.  Want to know why when men get together they talk about how big their junk is?  Because they’re afraid.  Afraid of not being good enough.  Want to know why men boast and compare “war stories” and scars?  We’re afraid of not being good enough, and that scares us.  Don’t build us up with fake boosts to our ego.  That crap is just that.  Crap.  Eventually we’ll see through it and feel like you don’t really care enough about what we think, even if it’s about ourselves (see #1).  Compliments or letting us know what you like you like about us is one thing, but flattery is dumb.

This one is totally me.  I’m sure deep down alot of men are the same way, but were never treated the same as a child.  You know the story.  The boy fell and scratched his knees up real bad and the father told him to toughen up.  Well…I didn’t have a father.  So I love…Affection.  In all aspects.  I don’t mean just sex (which is always great, btw; i’ll discuss this in a minute or 2, depending on how fast you read).  The whole hand holding thing.  I’m down with it.  My wife is washing dishes,  (read: unlikely) time for an appreciative kiss on the back of her neck or shoulder.  Wait.  Bad example.  Talking about guys here, not my insatiable need to snog the wife.  Hmm…I’ve lost my train of thought.  Be with you in a minute.

(an hour and a half actually does pass)

Anyways, I guess this blog is over.  I’m drawing nothing but blanks.  Good day folks!  Don’t forget some feedback.  And by feedback don’t go to my facebook page and just click “like”.  That’s lame.  *cough*Nicole!*cough*

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